Wife SMS

Shadi k fero me ladki Suno g

Shadi k fero me ladki - Suno g,
ajj se AAPKE bina mai nahi,
aur MERE bina aap nahi.

4 Saal baad wohi bivi - "kutte!
Ruk ja!
Aaj tu nahi ya mein nahi...!
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What is the difference b/w wife and saali

What is the difference b/w wife and saali?

Saali is Beauty,
Wife is duty,


Saali is passion,
Wife is tension,

Saali is patakha,
Wife is sayapa,

Saali is cool,
Wife is fool,

Saali is tuty-fruity,
Wife is qismat photi,

Saali is fresh cake,
Wife is earth quake..:p
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Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how lucky and powerful I am for you?

Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, What other problem Can there be greater than this one?:)
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Wife going to USA

Wife going to USA

Wife: Do u want anything from USA?
Husband: Yeah, an english girl

Wife returns from USA
Husband:where's my gift?
Wife:wait for 9 months
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When a man steals your wife

When a man steals your wife
there is no better revenge than
to let him keep her.