Sardar SMS

Whats Da Nam Of Ur Car

Santa:Whats Da Nam Of Ur Car
Banta:I Dont No Bt It Starts Wid"T"
S:Kamal Hai Yar Teri Gadi Tea Se Start Hoti Hai,
Apni To Petrol Se Hoti Hai
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Tumhara dost kese mara

Police-Tumhara dost kese mara
Sardar-Pata nahi wo bola mere pet
me chuhe kud rahe he "to mene usko chuhe marne ki dawa khila di.
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In A 1OO Meter Race

In A 1OO Meter Race,It Was Announced
1
2
3
Start.

All Started Runing Except Santa.
Coach:y RU Stil Waiting?
Santa:My No Is 4! :D
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hips dont lie

Sardarni: Have you eaten muli da paratha?
Sardaar: No, Mai to sandwich khaya hun..

sardaarni: dont try to lie,
know lips can lie but hips dont lie... =P ;->
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An astronomer was watching

An astronomer was
watching the sky from
his telescop Santa
Singh was observing
him,Suddenly a star
falls, seeing that Santa
Sing shouted,"kha
nishana lagaya hai!"