Funny SMS

always smile in the morning

"always smile in the morning"



It makes peopple wonder
what you did last night
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Har subject k syllabus

Har subject k syllabus ko mini skirt k tarah hona chahiye.
itna chota ki logo ka interest bhi bana rahe aur zaruri cheezien bhi cover ho jaye.
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Newly married husbnd savd wifes nmbr on mobile as

Newly married husbnd savd wifes nmbr on mobile as

"MY LIFE"



Aftr 1yr:"MY WIFE"




5yrs:"HOME"




10Yrs:"HITLER"





25Yrs: "WRONG NUMBER"!
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Hawaye kahti hai dosti kar le

Hawaye kahti hai dosti kar le.
Fizaye kahti hai pyaar karle.
Dil kahta hai shadi karle.
Ghar wale kahte hai are bewakoof pahle apni padhai to kar le.
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sirf 2 zero ka frk he papa

Papa- ye kya tumhare maths me 1 marks aaya h
Son- jab irado me ho dugni chamak to hoslo me Q nhi
Papa-Wat?
Son- sirf 2 zero ka frk he papa..aa jaenge;-)