Monday, December 20, 2010

Wise SMS Quotes

Champions arent made in gyms
"Champions arent made in gyms.
Champions are made from something
They have deep inside them:
A desire, a dream, a vision.
They have to have
last-minute stamina,
They have to be a little faster,
They have to have the
Skill & the Will.
But
The Will must be stronger than the Skill..."
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I went out to find a friend,
!!! B e a u t i f u l
T h o u g h t !!!

I went out to find a friend,
But did not find one there
I went out to be a friend,
And friends were everywhere . . . =)
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When you develop the ability to listen
Shakspear said :-
"When you develop the ability to listen
to anything without losing your temper or self-confidence,

it means youve become
EDUCATED ...
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Two Thoughts that Decide Your Attitude
Two Thoughts that Decide Your Attitude.


1. What You Think of Yourself
When You Have Nothing.

2. What You Think of Others
When You have Everything.
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Lovely thought from a broken heart
Lovely thought from a broken heart:-


I need a candle 2 search dreams
wich were inside me,

But i need darkness 2 melt her memories..

Love SMS

Love Application 4 U
Love Application 4 U
To,
The Friend
Owner of My
Heart&My life.
Yar,
I beg to Say that I love u SO & i cant live without U.
So,kindly
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Nice line for true relation
A very short but very nice line for a true relation-
“Hurt me with the truth,
But
Never comfort me with a lie.”
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Love Means 2 See Someone With Closed Eyes
Love Means 2 See Someone With Closed Eyes,
2 Miss Someone In Crowd,
2 Find Someone In Every Thought,
2 Live For Someone,

Love Someone But 2 B Sure
That Someone Is Only One..:)
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U never get a person oF ur type In this World
U never get a person oF ur type In this World

u will either have to adjust
or
u will have to Compromise

u adjust when Someone wants to be with u
n
u compromise when u want to be with some one. .. ..
Amazing but true..
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Log jaldi mar jate he Qki Khuda unhe Bahot chahta he
Log jaldi mar jate he Qki Khuda unhe Bahot chahta he To Agar ap Zinda ho Or Dharti pe ho to Samjna Ki Koi Ap Ko Khuda Se B Jyada Chahta hai.

Birthday SMS

Wishing you not just a smile but laughter
Wishing you not just a smile but laughter,
Not just happiness but joy,
Not just riches but wealth,
And most of all love and peace of mind.
Happy Birthday
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Hope this day will be..Happy Birthday Day
Hope this day will be
Amazing,
Blazing,
Colorful,
Delightful,
Exuberant,
Fancy,
Gorgeous,
Holy,
Immaculate,
Joyful,
Klassic,
Lasting,
Massive,
Naughty,
Oxyrich,
Plush,
Quenchy,
Rustic,
Superb,
Temptful,
Ultimate,
Velvety,
Wonderful,
Yankee,
Zappy For you.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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Husband Birthday Messages
Husband Birthday Messages
My Love For You
Grows And Grows
With Each
Passing Year.
Happy Birthday
To The
Love Of
My Life
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Birthday Message For A Daughter
Birthday Message For A Daughter
No Matter How
Many Birthdays
Come And Go,
Youll Always
Be My Little Girl.
Happy Birthday Daughter.
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I Just Wanted To Help Prolong The Celebration.
I Didnt Forget Your Birthday,
Im Just Fashionably Late.
Im So Sorry I Missed Your Birthday,
I Hope That You Had A Wonderful Day.
I May Have Forgotten Your Birthday,
But I Didnt Forget About You!
I Didnt Forget About Your Birthday;
I Just Wanted To Help Prolong The Celebration.

Funny SMS

always smile in the morning
"always smile in the morning"



It makes peopple wonder
what you did last night
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Har subject k syllabus
Har subject k syllabus ko mini skirt k tarah hona chahiye.
itna chota ki logo ka interest bhi bana rahe aur zaruri cheezien bhi cover ho jaye.
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Newly married husbnd savd wifes nmbr on mobile as
Newly married husbnd savd wifes nmbr on mobile as

"MY LIFE"



Aftr 1yr:"MY WIFE"




5yrs:"HOME"




10Yrs:"HITLER"





25Yrs: "WRONG NUMBER"!
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Hawaye kahti hai dosti kar le
Hawaye kahti hai dosti kar le.
Fizaye kahti hai pyaar karle.
Dil kahta hai shadi karle.
Ghar wale kahte hai are bewakoof pahle apni padhai to kar le.
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sirf 2 zero ka frk he papa
Papa- ye kya tumhare maths me 1 marks aaya h
Son- jab irado me ho dugni chamak to hoslo me Q nhi
Papa-Wat?
Son- sirf 2 zero ka frk he papa..aa jaenge;-)

Christmas SMS

We make Christmas an occasion
Unless we make Christmas
an occasion to share our blessings,
all the snow in Alaska won’t make it “white”.
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The size of your Christmas tree.
Never worry about
the size of your Christmas tree.
In the eyes of children,
they are all 30 feet tall.
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A lovely thing about Christmas
A lovely thing about Christmas
is that it’s compulsory,
like a thunderstorm,
and we all go through it together.
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Christmas is the Blessed season
Christmas is the Blessed season
which engages the whole world
in a conspiracy of love!
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Christmas gift suggestions
Christmas gift suggestions:
To your enemy, forgiveness.
To an opponent, tolerance.
To a friend, your heart.
To a customer, service.
To all, charity.
To every child, a good example.
To yourself, respect.

Romantic SMS

I ask God for a rose n he gave me flowers
I ask God for a rose n he gave me flowers;
I ask God for water n he gave me an ocean;
I ask God for an angel n he gave me the best luv ever!
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Wen a TOUCH could HEAL a wound
Wen a TOUCH could HEAL a wound
Wen EYESS cud SPEAK volumes
Wen a SMILE can confirm I M THERE
then why do v need owrds 2 say I LOVE YOU.
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Kissing at TOP
Kissing at TOP....

Fingering at MIDDLE...

Firing at bottom ...

Yes your right

"CIGARETTE"

Smoking is injurious to health
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Kissing is the Best Practice 4 Lips
Kissing is the Best Practice 4 Lips, It keeps the LipsWet, soft, Flexible and Reddish Pink, So alwayz keep kissing To Sweet Children Only.
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Log samajthe heke hamne tumme bhola rakka he
Log samajthe heke hamne tumme bhola rakka he, ye nahin jane ke kehi dil mein chuppa rakka hai. Dekh na le koi meri akkho mein tasvir teri, Mene apni palko ko jukha rakka hai

Flirt SMS

Nagative answer
By expecting a negative answer,
Girlfriend ask “Have u ever cheated, lie, broken promise?”

To satisfy his girl,
the boy reply a negative answer:
“Nothing of these, I haven’t done.”
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Love is an illusion
Love is an illusion!
Its a highly dependency disorder
of weak hearted people..
.
.
.
.
People with strong hearts
believe in FLIRTING :p
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I want u To be with me In a
I want u …
To be with me In a nice Restaurent
To have candle light dinner…. &
to say those sweet three words to U….
“Pay The Bill”
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AM I CUTE? TEST call, if im cute
AM I CUTE? TEST
call, if i m cute
miss call, if i m gorgeous
Text back if i m pretty
Text a joke if i m charming
Just ignore if u r jealous
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Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl

Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.