Wise SMS Quotes

Champions arent made in gyms

"Champions arent made in gyms.
Champions are made from something
They have deep inside them:
A desire, a dream, a vision.
They have to have
last-minute stamina,
They have to be a little faster,
They have to have the
Skill & the Will.
But
The Will must be stronger than the Skill..."
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I went out to find a friend,

!!! B e a u t i f u l
T h o u g h t !!!

I went out to find a friend,
But did not find one there
I went out to be a friend,
And friends were everywhere . . . =)
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When you develop the ability to listen

Shakspear said :-
"When you develop the ability to listen
to anything without losing your temper or self-confidence,

it means youve become
EDUCATED ...
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Two Thoughts that Decide Your Attitude

Two Thoughts that Decide Your Attitude.


1. What You Think of Yourself
When You Have Nothing.

2. What You Think of Others
When You have Everything.
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Lovely thought from a broken heart

Lovely thought from a broken heart:-


I need a candle 2 search dreams
wich were inside me,

But i need darkness 2 melt her memories..

Love SMS

Love Application 4 U

Love Application 4 U
To,
The Friend
Owner of My
Heart&My life.
Yar,
I beg to Say that I love u SO & i cant live without U.
So,kindly

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Nice line for true relation

A very short but very nice line for a true relation-
“Hurt me with the truth,
But
Never comfort me with a lie.”
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Love Means 2 See Someone With Closed Eyes

Love Means 2 See Someone With Closed Eyes,
2 Miss Someone In Crowd,
2 Find Someone In Every Thought,
2 Live For Someone,

Love Someone But 2 B Sure
That Someone Is Only One..:)
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U never get a person oF ur type In this World

U never get a person oF ur type In this World

u will either have to adjust
or
u will have to Compromise

u adjust when Someone wants to be with u
n
u compromise when u want to be with some one. .. ..
Amazing but true..
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Log jaldi mar jate he Qki Khuda unhe Bahot chahta he

Log jaldi mar jate he Qki Khuda unhe Bahot chahta he To Agar ap Zinda ho Or Dharti pe ho to Samjna Ki Koi Ap Ko Khuda Se B Jyada Chahta hai.

Birthday SMS

Wishing you not just a smile but laughter

Wishing you not just a smile but laughter,
Not just happiness but joy,
Not just riches but wealth,
And most of all love and peace of mind.
Happy Birthday
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Hope this day will be..Happy Birthday Day

Hope this day will be
Amazing,
Blazing,
Colorful,
Delightful,
Exuberant,
Fancy,
Gorgeous,
Holy,
Immaculate,
Joyful,
Klassic,
Lasting,
Massive,
Naughty,
Oxyrich,
Plush,
Quenchy,
Rustic,
Superb,
Temptful,
Ultimate,
Velvety,
Wonderful,
Yankee,
Zappy For you.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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Husband Birthday Messages

Husband Birthday Messages
My Love For You
Grows And Grows
With Each
Passing Year.
Happy Birthday
To The
Love Of
My Life
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Birthday Message For A Daughter

Birthday Message For A Daughter
No Matter How
Many Birthdays
Come And Go,
Youll Always
Be My Little Girl.
Happy Birthday Daughter.
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I Just Wanted To Help Prolong The Celebration.

I Didnt Forget Your Birthday,
Im Just Fashionably Late.
Im So Sorry I Missed Your Birthday,
I Hope That You Had A Wonderful Day.
I May Have Forgotten Your Birthday,
But I Didnt Forget About You!
I Didnt Forget About Your Birthday;
I Just Wanted To Help Prolong The Celebration.

Funny SMS

always smile in the morning

"always smile in the morning"



It makes peopple wonder
what you did last night
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Har subject k syllabus

Har subject k syllabus ko mini skirt k tarah hona chahiye.
itna chota ki logo ka interest bhi bana rahe aur zaruri cheezien bhi cover ho jaye.
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Newly married husbnd savd wifes nmbr on mobile as

Newly married husbnd savd wifes nmbr on mobile as

"MY LIFE"



Aftr 1yr:"MY WIFE"




5yrs:"HOME"




10Yrs:"HITLER"





25Yrs: "WRONG NUMBER"!
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Hawaye kahti hai dosti kar le

Hawaye kahti hai dosti kar le.
Fizaye kahti hai pyaar karle.
Dil kahta hai shadi karle.
Ghar wale kahte hai are bewakoof pahle apni padhai to kar le.
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sirf 2 zero ka frk he papa

Papa- ye kya tumhare maths me 1 marks aaya h
Son- jab irado me ho dugni chamak to hoslo me Q nhi
Papa-Wat?
Son- sirf 2 zero ka frk he papa..aa jaenge;-)

Christmas SMS

We make Christmas an occasion

Unless we make Christmas
an occasion to share our blessings,
all the snow in Alaska won’t make it “white”.
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The size of your Christmas tree.

Never worry about
the size of your Christmas tree.
In the eyes of children,
they are all 30 feet tall.
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A lovely thing about Christmas

A lovely thing about Christmas
is that it’s compulsory,
like a thunderstorm,
and we all go through it together.
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Christmas is the Blessed season

Christmas is the Blessed season
which engages the whole world
in a conspiracy of love!
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Christmas gift suggestions

Christmas gift suggestions:
To your enemy, forgiveness.
To an opponent, tolerance.
To a friend, your heart.
To a customer, service.
To all, charity.
To every child, a good example.
To yourself, respect.

Romantic SMS

I ask God for a rose n he gave me flowers

I ask God for a rose n he gave me flowers;
I ask God for water n he gave me an ocean;
I ask God for an angel n he gave me the best luv ever!
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Wen a TOUCH could HEAL a wound

Wen a TOUCH could HEAL a wound
Wen EYESS cud SPEAK volumes
Wen a SMILE can confirm I M THERE
then why do v need owrds 2 say I LOVE YOU.
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Kissing at TOP

Kissing at TOP....

Fingering at MIDDLE...

Firing at bottom ...

Yes your right

"CIGARETTE"

Smoking is injurious to health
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Kissing is the Best Practice 4 Lips

Kissing is the Best Practice 4 Lips, It keeps the LipsWet, soft, Flexible and Reddish Pink, So alwayz keep kissing To Sweet Children Only.
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Log samajthe heke hamne tumme bhola rakka he

Log samajthe heke hamne tumme bhola rakka he, ye nahin jane ke kehi dil mein chuppa rakka hai. Dekh na le koi meri akkho mein tasvir teri, Mene apni palko ko jukha rakka hai

Flirt SMS

Nagative answer

By expecting a negative answer,
Girlfriend ask “Have u ever cheated, lie, broken promise?”

To satisfy his girl,
the boy reply a negative answer:
“Nothing of these, I haven’t done.”
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Love is an illusion

Love is an illusion!
Its a highly dependency disorder
of weak hearted people..
.
.
.
.
People with strong hearts
believe in FLIRTING :p
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I want u To be with me In a

I want u …
To be with me In a nice Restaurent
To have candle light dinner…. &
to say those sweet three words to U….
“Pay The Bill”
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AM I CUTE? TEST call, if im cute

AM I CUTE? TEST
call, if i m cute
miss call, if i m gorgeous
Text back if i m pretty
Text a joke if i m charming
Just ignore if u r jealous
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Do u know whats A B C D E F G?

Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl

Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.

Friendship SMS

Life is a railway station

Life is a railway station
Where love is a train,
it would come & go anytime

But
Friendship is a railway track
====================
It remains foreve
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If you are an ICECREAM

If you are an “ICECREAM”
then u r so sweet.

If you are “Rose”
Then you are so soft

If you are a “Star”
Then you are so bright.

If you are my “Friend”
then
Oh
My
GOD
You are soo “Lucky”.
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Dosti ki wajah nahin hoti

Dosti ki wajah nahin hoti,
Dosti saza nahin hoti,

Dosti me hoti he imandari,
Dosti me duniadari nahi hoti,

Dost jaan se pyara hota he,
Dost se jaan pyari nahin hoti
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God picked up a flower n dipped it in dew

God picked up a flower n dipped it in dew,
He lovingly touched it, & it turned into you.

And then he gifted it to me

n said this friend is 4 you.
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Making a million friends is not an achievement,

Making a million friends is not an achievement,
The achievement is to make
“A” friend who will stand by you
when a million are against you….!

Valentine SMS

Love filled Valentine Month..!!

Its d Month of
Kisses,Surprises,
Proposals n Dates,
Chocolates n Gifts,
Hugs n LuvSongs

It’s feb..

Wishng u a Love filled
Valentine Month..!!
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Cupid 2 represent valentines day

I don’t understand why Cupid
was chosen to represent Valentine’s Day.
When I think about romance,
the last thing on my mind is a short,
chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.
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O my dear Valentine

O my dear Valentine
Whats life ?
Life is love.
Whats love ?
Love is kissing.
Whats kissing ?
Come here and I show you.
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No poems no fancy words

No poems no fancy words
I just want the world to know
that I LOVE YOU my Princess with all my heart.
Happy Valentines Day.
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Click means

C.L.I.C.K. means :

C= cant live without u
L= love u
I= i miss u
C= care about u
K= kiss from my heart 2 u
So whenever u miss me just say CLICK.

Short SMS

If I stop receiving your SMS

I am in hospital now.
After 5 minutes, I will be transfered to a surgery room.
The doctor told me, I will die if I stop receiving your SMS.
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Girl makes him stupid in 2 mins

Mother makes her son Intelligent in 20 yrs,
but a Girl makes him Stupid in 2 mins.
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Taste the thunder?

Zor ki baarish Makes me wonder
Is this what they call, taste the thunder?
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Whats the big deal?

Dil hai tera dariyaa, Aankhen hain teri Jheel
So my darling .. What's The Big-Deal?
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Maine tujhe dekha

Maine tujhe dekha
Dekhta raha, Dekhta hi gaya
Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya

Sad SMS

Sun liya hum ne

Sun liya hum ne faisla tera
Aur sun ker udaas ho baithey

Zehan chup chaap ankh khaali
Jaisey hum kianaat kho baithey
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Agarche do kinaron ka

agarche do kinaron ka sangam nhi hota,
magar ek sath chalna b koi kam nhi hata;

wo ankhain ek luta ghar hain jehan aansu nahi rehte,
wo dil ek pathar hai jis dil main kisi ka gham nahi hota,
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Dest kehne wale

Jaankar unko, hai is baat ko jaana humne,
kis kadar palat-te hain yeh khud ko dost kehne wale.
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Anything..u interpret to a lie

I really dont know what to say
Nothing I guess
Because anything that comes out of my mind,
you interpret to a lie
.
.
.
thanks for trusting me
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We have known sadness

We enjoy warmth because we have been cold.
We appreciate light because we have been in darkness.
By the same token,
we can experience joy because we have known sadness.

Politics SMS

A good leader is a person

A good leader is a person
who takes a little more than
his share of the blame
and
a little less than his share of the credit.
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Government is like a baby

Government is like a baby.
An alimentary canal with
a big appetite at one end
and no sense of responsibility at the other.
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The more u observe about this Politics thing

The more you read and
observe about this Politics thing,
you got to admit that each party
is worse than the other.

The one that”s out always looks the best.
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Those who r 2 smart 2 engage in politics

Those who are too smart
to engage in politics
are punished by being governed
by those who are dumber.
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Mankind will never see an end of trouble until

Mankind will never see an end of trouble until…
lovers of wisdom come to hold political power,
or the holders of power…
become lovers of wisdom.

Munna bhai SMS

Bina dant wala kutta katay to

MUNNA BHAI: circuit agar bina daant wala kutta kate to kya karne ka re?
CIRCUIT:simple he bhai, bina sui wala injection lene ka!!!
ha ha ha
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Tipu Sultan Ki Kursi

MUNNA BHAI visits Mysore palace.
CIRCUIT: bhai us kursi par mat baithna.
MUNNA: kaiku ?
CIRCUIT: wo tipu sultan ki he bhai.
MUNNA: tension kaiku leta he re maamu ?
aayega to uth jaunga re ,i shappath !!!
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Impact of Movies

Impact of Movies:

Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?

Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!
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I May come there any time

Hi,

Doing nothing?

Then Make a Place,

4 Me in ur Heart!!

I May come there any time!

Ur’s Faithfully,

“HeArT aTtAcK”
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Battery is ok

After finishing MBBS… Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice.

He checked his FIRST patient’s eyes,
tongue & ears by TORCH & finally what did he say?

“Battery is OK”

Miss You SMS

The worst way to

The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.
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JA mere SMS JA MERE

JA mere SMS JA MERE SWEET DOST K PAS JA .... DHEERE SE JANA ...SHOR MAT MACHANA .. BZY HO TO..KUCH MAT KEHNA FREE HOGA TOW.... PYAR SE MISS U KEHNA..
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If you feel tired

If you feel tired and Pain in ur legs... Its Just because you come and go Many times in my Mind, miss You !!
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I sent my cares 2

I sent my cares 2 the wind n asked the wind to pass them 2 u, when u feel the wind blowing against ur face thatz ME saying....
Take Good Care,
I MISS U........
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Delete Message?

Delete Message?
No,
no Wait!
B'coz.........
I wana say somethng thats only 4 you

Marriage SMS

Cost to get married

A little kid asks his Dad,
“Daddy, how much does
it cost to get married?”

“No idea,” replied the Father,
“I’m still paying for it”
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Last two words in yes dear

Grooms, once you marry,
please remember that when
you have a discussion
with your future wife,
always try to get the
last two words in: “Yes dear”
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Some people ask the secret of our long marriage

Some people ask the secret
of our long marriage.
We take time to go to a restaurant
two times a week.
A little candlelight, dinner, soft music
and dancing.

She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
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Marriage is like going to a restaurant

Marriage is like going to
a restaurant your choice
from the menu,
And
then look at neighbourin
table n wish you”d ordered that
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Why do we all marry?

Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.

Kiss SMS

Kiss Is Not Like

Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It. Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga
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Whats life. Life is love.

Whats life ?
Life is love.

Whats love ?
Love is kissing.

Whats kissing ?
Come here and I show you.
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if kisses were rain id send u showers,

if kisses were rain id send u showers,
if fun was time id send u hrs,
if u needed a friend id send u me!
*Happy Birthday To You Sweetheart*
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A blessed KISS is on HEAD

People say

A blessed KISS is on HEAD
A sweet KISS is on CHEEKS
A passionate KISS is on LIPS
A romantic KISS is on NECK
But seriously
HOTTEST KISS is on
Iron
Try it:p

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A kis is not a kiss unless

A peach is a peach.
A plum is a plum.
A kiss is not a kiss
unless its with tongues..

Greetings SMS

EK KABOOTAR ITNA UDA,ITNA UDA

EK KABOOTAR ITNA UDA,ITNA UDA,ITNA UDA,BAHUT UPER GAYA,
ITNA UDA, ITNA UDA, BAS AB NAHI DIKH RAHA , AB SOJAO
KAL DOONDENGE.
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LyinG oN mY BeD

LyinG oN mY BeD, LoOkiN at ThE CloCk, I nOe tAt iTs timE 2 zzz.
I WonDeR HoW hAv U bEEn todaY... HopE Tat EveryTHinG is FInE..
WiSh u sweeT dReaMz n Sleep TiGhT!
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ThinGs 2 TaKe NoTe

ThinGs 2 TaKe NoTe WheN u SleeP: 1st-MiSS Me, 2nd-ThInk oF ME,
3rd-HuG Me, 4th-LoVE mE. TrY 2 SLEEp NoW & ClOSe Ur EyeS.
Get PrePaReD 2 DrEaM oF mE! Good Night Janu
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In tis lovely nite

In tis lovely nite, I pray 2 the blue moon 2 protect U thru
the nite, the wind 2 blow away ur stress N the twinkle stars
2 guide U the way, sweet dreams G00d Nite
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No matter the sky is black or blue

No matter the sky is black or blue, no matter theres stars
or moon, as long as ur heart is true, sweet dreams will always
be wif u. Gd Nite!

Exam SMS

Stop only when we enter the examination hall

Human brain is the most
outstanding object in world.
It functions 24 hours a day,
365 days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
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My nights are going sleepless

My nights are going sleepless,
my days are going useless.
So I asked GOD,
“is this love?
GOD replied,
“no dear, result is near
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Kehdo un parhne walon se

Kehdo un parhne walon se,
Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,
Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,
Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay,
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Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza

koi chez be-wafai se barh ker kia hogi,
Ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh ker kia hogi,

Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza,
to wo saza PARHAI se barh ker kia hogi:-)
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To accomplish great things

To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
But also dream,
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for your exam.

Broken Heart SMS

Nice Saying

Nice Saying:
Every Heart Has A Pain
Only D Way Of Xpression iS Diferent
Some Hide iT iN Eyes
while Some Hide iN Der Smile
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Wen A Very Sweet

Wen A Very Sweet N Close Person
Goes Too Far Frm Us,

We May Say Or Not Say
But Our Heart Says 2 Thr Heart:


"U Made Me Alone.."
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But u r my life

She broke his heart and yelled out to him
"YOU HAVE NO LIFE, GO AWAY!"

He stood there in agony, and whispered..

"but u r my life.." :'(
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the pain or the person

Every Person Around you is
Going to Hurt U at Some Point of Time..
But its upto U to Decide What is Important..

THE Pain or THE Person..!
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Separation is a wound

"Separation"
Is A Wound
That
No One Can "Heal"
But
"Rememberance"
Is A Gift
That
No One Can "Steal"

Keep Your Memories Intact

ASCII SMS

ASCII SMS

;****;

o( @..@ )o

"(---)"

Paichan kaun?

Bandar bi nai,

Monkey bhi nai,

Tumhare bachpan ki photo hai.
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ASCII SMS

,** .**.

( ?, )( ", )

((")(")(")(")

The nicest place

in the 'world' is right beside someone like u.
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Friend, So i kill you for nothing

("""""""""""")9mm

/""'/&/"""""'

/ /I KILL PEOPLE

""" FOR MONEY,

(>"<)

( 'o' ) BUT YOU

(,) (,) ARE MY

(")_(") FRIEND, SO I KILL YOU FOR NOTHING!!!.
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Each time your name appears on my screen I smile like this:

Each time your name appears on my screen I smile like this:

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__ . . __

( c__________, )

"'-'LJI_II_ILJ'-'"

c how u make me happy!
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ASCII SMS

._I__I_,

(_?___=------/

._I__I_,

--------

,--<>--=____/7

(_?___=------/

._I__I_,

D0 I HAVE PERMISI0N TO MAKE AN EMERGENCY LANDIN IN UR BEDROOM 2NITE

Insult SMS

Most of my frnds are normal

Most of my frnds are normal, sane, cultured, decent, intellectual and well behaved.
just wana thank u for breaking the monotony. ;->
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Ek dog subah se saam tak bhonka rahta tha

Ek dog subah se saam tak bhonka rahta tha.
Bhow
bhow
bhow
bho
bho
haan bilkul aise hi bhonkta tha apke tarah.--)
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Most hurtful words said to a

Most hurtful words said to a " true engineer lover " by his Girlfriend - " Clear your Backs before talking to me...!" ;-)
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Diwali ki Saaf Safai

On this Sunday(31/10)...
U R cordially invited
2 join us with
family & friends
for
.
.
.
.
.
.
"Diwali ki Saaf Safai"
bahut kaam hai
..
please Mana mat karna.
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Diff B/W Ignorance & selfcontrol

Diff B/W Ignorance & selfcontrol?

When u c mirror & u don’t laugh at yourself,
that is ignorance!

&
When i look at u & i don’t laugh,
thats called self control:-)

Sorry SMS

As I feel the tear go down my cheek

As I feel the tear go down my cheek,
I notice that my heart is weak,

For the love I have for you,
Will always be gold and true,

I have made some mistakes, they rest in the past,
But know my love will always last,

Even though we are a distance apart,
You always have the key to my heart.
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Wish I could turn back the time

Wish I could turn back the time
and make things right
Please forgive me!
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Sorry say onetime

SORRY
Say
Onetime 2 any1
Really
Remembering
You
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Its easier to eat crow while its still warm

When you realize you ve made a mistake,

make amends immediately.

Its easier to eat crow while its still warm.
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Please let us bridge the gaps

Remember the good times we had spent together, and the beautiful future we had dreamy of...

Darling I never wanted to create a distance between us...

Please let us bridge the gaps.

Sardar SMS

Whats Da Nam Of Ur Car

Santa:Whats Da Nam Of Ur Car
Banta:I Dont No Bt It Starts Wid"T"
S:Kamal Hai Yar Teri Gadi Tea Se Start Hoti Hai,
Apni To Petrol Se Hoti Hai
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Tumhara dost kese mara

Police-Tumhara dost kese mara
Sardar-Pata nahi wo bola mere pet
me chuhe kud rahe he "to mene usko chuhe marne ki dawa khila di.
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In A 1OO Meter Race

In A 1OO Meter Race,It Was Announced
1
2
3
Start.

All Started Runing Except Santa.
Coach:y RU Stil Waiting?
Santa:My No Is 4! :D
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hips dont lie

Sardarni: Have you eaten muli da paratha?
Sardaar: No, Mai to sandwich khaya hun..

sardaarni: dont try to lie,
know lips can lie but hips dont lie... =P ;->
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An astronomer was watching

An astronomer was
watching the sky from
his telescop Santa
Singh was observing
him,Suddenly a star
falls, seeing that Santa
Sing shouted,"kha
nishana lagaya hai!"

Motivational Quotes SMS

There are two kinds of people

There are two kinds of people who never amount to much: those who cannot do what they are told, and those who can do nothing else.
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If one advances confidently

If one advances confidently in the direction of his dreams, and endeavors to live the life which he has imagined, he will meet with success unexpected in common hours.
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Billboard on the side of the road

Billboard on the side of the road:

"Keep your eyes on the road

and stop reading these boards"...!
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The man who trims himself

The man who trims himself
to suit everybody will soon
whittle himself away.

(Charles Schwab)
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To make our way

To make our way,
We must have firm
Resolve, Persistence, Tenacity.
We must gear ourselves to
Work hard all the way.
We can never let up

Misleading SMS

Whos Liar its Me

Who's hot.. Its U,
Who's Charming... Its U,
Who's Sweetest.. Its U,
Who's Intelligent.. Its U,
Who's dear & near friend.. Its U
Who's a liar.. Its me
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Sharafat se roz SMS kia karo warna

Teri yaad dil se jane nahi denge,
Tere jesa dost khone bhi nahi denge,

Sharafat se roz SMS kia karo warna,
Ek kaan k niche denge or rone bhi nahie denge
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U r 1 of d most cute persons in d world

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..
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I am your girlfriend is ..

I am your girlfriend:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.

theek kaha na ?

In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. :p

Happy april fools day
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If ever I was rude to u

If ever I was rude to u,
If ever I was angry with u,
If ever I misbehaved with u,
then don’t hesitate,

JUST SLAP URSELF

mistake aap ki hi hogi :p

insult SMS

Most of my frnds are normal

Most of my frnds are normal, sane, cultured, decent, intellectual and well behaved.
just wana thank u for breaking the monotony. ;->
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Ek dog subah se saam tak bhonka rahta tha

Ek dog subah se saam tak bhonka rahta tha.
Bhow
bhow
bhow
bho
bho
haan bilkul aise hi bhonkta tha apke tarah.--)
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Most hurtful words said to a

Most hurtful words said to a " true engineer lover " by his Girlfriend - " Clear your Backs before talking to me...!" ;-)
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Diwali ki Saaf Safai

On this Sunday(31/10)...
U R cordially invited
2 join us with
family & friends
for
.
.
.
.
.
.
"Diwali ki Saaf Safai"
bahut kaam hai
..
please Mana mat karna.
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Diff B/W Ignorance & selfcontrol

Diff B/W Ignorance & selfcontrol?

When u c mirror & u don’t laugh at yourself,
that is ignorance!

&
When i look at u & i don’t laugh,
thats called self control:-)

Ghazal SMS

N-Nav chetna

N-Nav chetna
A-Akhand jyoti
V-Vighna nashak
R-Ratjageshwari
A-Anand dayi
T-Trikal darshi
R-Rakshan karti
A-Anand mayi Maa
Nav Durga bless u.
GOOD MORNING
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Wo sunta to main kehta,mujhe kuch aur kehna tha

Wo sunta to main kehta,mujhe kuch aur kehna tha,
wo pal bhar ko jo ruk jata,mujhe kuch aur kehna tha.

kamai zindagi bhar ki,usi k naam to kar di,
mujhe kuch aur karna tha,mujhe kuch aur kehna tha.

kahan us ne suni meri,suni b un-suni kar di,
usay maloom tha itna,mujhe kuch aur kehna tha.

meray dil main jo dar aya,koi mujh main b dar aya,
waheen ik rabta toota,mujhe kuch aur kehna tha.

rawan tha piyar NUS NUS main,bohat qurbat thi apis main,
usay kuch aur sun-ana tha,mujhe kuch aur kehna tha.

ghalat fehmi ne baton ko barha dala younhi warna,
kaha kuch tha,wo kuch samjha,mujhe kuch aur kehna tha.
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Kamal Ka Shaks Tha Jisne

Kamal Ka Shaks Tha Jisne
Merey Zindgi Tabha Kr Di
GHALIB..........
Raaz Ki Baat To Ye Ha K Dil Os
Se Khafa Ab B Nahi..
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Jo Haadsay Yah Jahan Meray Naam Kerta Ha

Jo Haadsay Yah Jahan Meray Naam Kerta Ha
Meraa Shaour Unhein Nazr-e-Jaam Kerta Ha
Hamaray Chaak Greibaan Say Khailnay Walo!
Humein Bahaar Ka Soraj Salam Kerta Ha
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Udaas nahi hona kyonki me saath hu

Udaas nahi hona kyonki me saath hu,
Saamne na sahi par aas-paas hon,
Palko ko band karo jab bhi dil me dekhoge,
Mein har pal tumhaare sath sath hon.

Cool Decent SMS

Every day gives us this oppourunity

Every day gives us this oppourunity to better our life,to improve ourself and to work hard and thank God for the countless bleassings he has bestowed upon us.
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If d pressure in life

If d pressure in life
seems crushing u down,
think of the crushed grapes
dat produces d best Wine.
The pressure in life
only brings out d best in U..
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A Poster Showing

A Poster Showing
A Fish Caught On
A Hook With The
Caption Read:

..."Even A Fish Would
Have Stayed Out Of
Trouble If It Had Kept
Its Mouth Shut..." ;->
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Whn Women Love Us

Truest Fact

Whn Women Love Us,
They 4give Us Evrything,
Even Our Crimes...
But
When They Dun Love Us,
They Blame Us For Evrythng
Which V Dint Do Even ... ;->
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Todays Thought

TODAYs THOUGHT...

Promises are like babies...

Fun to make but hell to deliver . . . <-;

April Fools SMS

SHORT SUMMARY OF 1ST APRIL

SHORT SUMMARY OF 1ST APRIL
spain per qabza hua to
muslims ko christians nay wada ker k
ship main sawar kiya
or kaha k app hifazat sat AFRICA chalay jao gy.
lakin jab ship sea main gaya to christian
na muslims ko zinda jala dia.
THEY CELEBRATE THIS DAY IN THE MEMORY
OF MAKING MUSLIMS FOOL.
so don’t celebrate
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i m sending this fool msg

i m sending this fool msg
.
.
.
.
.
.
2 All Fools
.
.
.
.
.
.
who celeBrate
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
”APRIL FOOL”
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Friendly reminder for April Fool

Just a friendly reminder....

Relationships are precious,
do not hurt them by fooling
and lying on first April / April Fool.
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Short Summary of April Fool

Short Summary of April Fool

SHORT SUMMARY OF 1ST APRIL
spain per qabza hua to
muslims ko christians nay wada ker k
ship main sawar kiya
or kaha k app hifazat sat AFRICA chalay jao gy.
lakin jab ship sea main gaya to christian
na muslims ko zinda jala dia.
THEY CELEBRATE THIS DAY IN THE MEMORY
OF MAKING MUSLIMS FOOL.
so don’t celebrate
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1st Fool Of 2009

Am Going To U.S.A.
.
.
.
Dont Worry The Flight Is After 4 Days
.
.
.
Surprised?
?
?
?
After 80 Days it’s 1st April,
U r 1st Fool Of 2009

Wife SMS

Shadi k fero me ladki Suno g

Shadi k fero me ladki - Suno g,
ajj se AAPKE bina mai nahi,
aur MERE bina aap nahi.

4 Saal baad wohi bivi - "kutte!
Ruk ja!
Aaj tu nahi ya mein nahi...!
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What is the difference b/w wife and saali

What is the difference b/w wife and saali?

Saali is Beauty,
Wife is duty,


Saali is passion,
Wife is tension,

Saali is patakha,
Wife is sayapa,

Saali is cool,
Wife is fool,

Saali is tuty-fruity,
Wife is qismat photi,

Saali is fresh cake,
Wife is earth quake..:p
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Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how lucky and powerful I am for you?

Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, What other problem Can there be greater than this one?:)
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Wife going to USA

Wife going to USA

Wife: Do u want anything from USA?
Husband: Yeah, an english girl

Wife returns from USA
Husband:where's my gift?
Wife:wait for 9 months
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When a man steals your wife

When a man steals your wife
there is no better revenge than
to let him keep her.

Smile SMS

You know who is The Best couple in the world

You know who is The Best couple in the world?

Smile and Tears..

Rarely they are seen together,

But when they are together its the Best Moment of the Life.
"wish u very happy smile day"
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The shortest distance between two ppl

The shortest distance between two ppl is not a Straight Line, Its a Curve- A smile.

The more you bend this curve,

the shorter the distance gets :-)
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Bells give us tinkles

Bells give us tinkles,
fountains give us sprinkles,
crying gives us wrinkles,
n
smile gives us dimples.
Keep smiling all the time.
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Roses are famous for grace

Roses are famous for grace,
Advocates are famous for case,
Horses are famous for Race,
But UR famous 4 SMILE on UR face "KEEP SMILING".
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Let me guess what U R doing

Let me guess what U R doing..
Reading book?
Na Na!
Listining Music?
Uhu!
Watching TV?
Nah!
Caught U!
Missing me and reading my SMS na.!!
Oh now U R smiling.

Santa Banta SMS

Cut workload by 50%

Salesman:This computer will
cut your workload by 50%.

Santa:That is great,
I will take two of them:p
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Because married men are more obedient.

Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?

Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedient.
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Thats a lucky match stick

Santa Singh tried to light his cigarette. He struck the first match on the match box, but it didnt light.

He tried another, It didnt light too. The third one finally lit his cigarette, carefully blew the match out and put it in his vest pocket.

What for did you put that match in your vest pocket? asked the another man.

Santa replied, Thats a lucky match stick. Ill use it again.
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U r just trying 2 make me jealous.

Preeto 2 maid:
Oh Kanta, I have reason 2 suspect that
Banta is having an affair with his secretary.

Kanta: I don’t believe it!
U r just trying 2 make me jealous.
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Titanic was sinking.

Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, “How far is land”?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction (left or right)?
Santa: Downwards!

Riddle SMS

Maths Magic

Maths Magic:
Ur cell numbers
last digit x 2
+ 5
x 50
+ ur AGE
+ 365
&
- 615.
The last
2 numbrr is
ur age &
1st numbrr is
ur cells last no.
TRY
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Challenge for you to tell the abbreviations

Challenge for you to tell the abbreviations...
1. I.Q. = ?
2. a.m = ?
3. p.m = ?
4. e.g. = ?
5. i.e. = ?
6. SIM = ?
7. OK = ?

Answers:-
1. I.Q. = ? Intelectual que, or inteligent question.
2. a.m = ?aftr morning.
3. p.m = ?pre.morning.
4. e.g. = ?example
5. i.e. = ?instance example
6. SIM = ?sending
7. OK = ?objection kiled
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A woman shoots her husband

A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.

But 5 minutes later they both go out and
enjoy a wonderful dinner together.

How can this be?

Answer:

She took a picture of him (shoots a picture.)
Then she held the picture/film under water to develop.
Finally she hung the picture to dry.
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Marrys father has four daughters

Marrys father has four daughters
1]Larry
2]Carry
3]Cherry
4]????

WAT IS THE NAME OF THE FOURTH ONE?

????
????
??
??
??
?/
?/
??
Ans: Marry
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What happens when a lion roars thrice

What happens when a lion roars thrice?
-
-
-
-
- Think
-
-
-
-
-
Any guess?
-
-
-
-
-
Ok, I will tell you..
-
-
-
-
-
Tom & Jerry cartoon begins!

New Year SMS

Keep the smile, leave the tear

Keep the smile,
leave the tear,
Think of joy,
forget the fear,
Hold the laugh,
leave the pain,
Be joyous ,
Coz its new year!
HAPPY NEW YEAR
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Receive my simple gift of LOVE

HAPPY NEW YEAR
Receive my simple gift of LOVE
Wrapped with SINCERITY
Tied with CARE &
Sealed with BLESSINGS
2 Keep u HAPPY & SAFE all the life long.
HAPPY NEW YEAR.
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This is begining of a new year

Beauty..
Freshness..
Dreams..
Truth..
Imagination..
Feeling..
Faith..
Trust..
This is begining of a new year!
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Year 2 follow be the best

God Bless U N Keep U Safe
Not Only Today But Throughout Life
That is coming In Ur Way.
May Year To Follow
Be Among The Best U ve Ever Spend.
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A happy New Year

A happy New Year!
Grant that I May bring no tear to any eye
When this New Year in time shall end
Let it be said I’ve played the friend,
Have lived and loved and labored here,
And made of it a happy year.

Mothers day SMS

A mother serves her sugar

A mother serves her sugar with
A bit of peppermint
To clarify the passages
That carry what she meant
When she first set to bear a soul
Quite separate from her own,
Whom she would cherish, yet must teach
To live and die alone.
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love u mother

mother is the biggest gift of god to all
human being
believe it or not she is the real queen
she protect her child and not mean
love u a lot mom
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You have seen me laugh

You’ve seen me laugh
You’ve seen me cry
And always you were there with me
I may not have always said it
But thanks and I love you
Happy Mother’s Day.
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Mother stands for

Mother stands for

M - For the MILLION things she gave me,
O - For she’s growing OLD,
T - For the TEARS she shed to save me,
H - For her HEART of purest gold,
E - For her EYES, with love-light shining,
R - For she is always RIGHT and always be.
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Being a full-time mother

Being a full-time mother is
one of the highest salaried jobs…
since the payment is pure love.
(Mildred B. Vermont)

Misc SMS Jokes

Inbox is empty

Inbox is empty
Outbox is empty
Draft is emptybut..U & UR memories r overloaded in my HEART...
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Aapki kanjusi dil ko bha gai

Aapki kanjusi dil ko bha gai,
Hamain bhi apne balance ki qadar aagai,

Socha ab aapkomessage na karain,
Magar ye kambakht dosti hamain yaad aagai.
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Reason for crying of girls n boys

Fact of Life :- If a girl cries, there may be thousand reasons. But if a boy cries, there is only one reason: 'GIRL'
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New meaning of SMS

New meaning of SMS
SMS=Sania Mirza Shadi
SMS=Shoaib Malik Shadi

They both have same initials.

SM=Sania Mirza
SM=Shoaib Malik
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Full form of maths.

Question:What is the full form of maths.
Anwser:
Mentaly
Affected
Teachers
Harrasing
Students

Holi SMS

You choose to be happy or sad

You can choose to be happy or
sad and whichever you choose
that is what you get.
No one is really responsible
to make someone else happy,
no matter what most people have
been taught and accept as true.
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The most colourful Holi.

Auspicious red.
Sunkissed gold.
Soothing silver.
Pretty purple.
Blissful blue.
Forever green.
I wish u and all family members
The most colorful Holi.
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Have a colourful holi !

Celebrating the colors
of our beautiful relationship,
I wish you and your family
all the bright hues of life.
Have a colourful holi !
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Happy bath anniversary

One day to go
Holi aane mein
happy bath anniversary
and
HAPPY HOLI to U
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On Holi, the festival of colors and joy

Just like a red rose that fills the world with beauty & fragrance
You have made my life so beautiful by being in it.
On Holi, the festival of colors & joy
I wanna say thank you for all the love & smiles
you've brought to my life. Happy Holi

Fathers Day SMS

Your guiding hand

Dad, your guiding
hand on my shoulder
will remain with me forever.

Happy Father’s Day
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Children to have real father.

It is easier for a father
to have children than
for children to have a real father.

I’m glad to have u dad, HAPPY FATHERS DAY
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Relationship of father to son

Relationship of father to son

If the relationship of
father to son could
really be reduced to biology,
the whole earth would blaze
with the glory of fathers and sons.

Happy father’s day.
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You may be out of sight

You may be
out of sight
but you’re
always in
my mind.

Happy Fathers’Day
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Happy fathers day

Happy father’s day

Some
things
are
just
better
the
way
they
are
like
you!

Happy Fathers’Day!

Barish Rainy day SMS

HAPPY WINTER MOONSOON

Rain is not only drops of water.
It is the LOVE of sky 4 earth.
They never meet each other but send LOVE this way.
Enjoy the LOVE of nature.

HAPPY WINTER MOONSOON.
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Happy first rain of winter

The Taste Of Oranges
The Walk In Frost

The Golden Sunlight
The Beauty Of Autumn Colors

The Magic Of Wet Red Leaves
“Happy first rain of winter”
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Promise me we R true friends

Promise me we R true friends:
I’m lamp, U’r light.
I’m coke, U’r Sprite.
I’m (sawan)rain, U’r badal.
I’m normal, U’r pagal.
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Barishun se adab-e-mohabbat

in barisho se adab-e-mohobbat seekho faraz,
agar ye ruth b jayen to barasti bohot hian
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Aaj badal kalay gehray hain,aaj chand pay lakhon pehray hain

Aaj badal kalay gehray hain,
aaj chand pay lakhon pehray hain,

Kuch tukray tumhari yaadon k,
bari dair say dil mein thehray hain,
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Anniversary SMS

Hoping that the love u shared years ago

Hoping that the love u shared years ago
Is still as strong today as it was
then Bringing u much joy , love
and happiness To celebrate again.
Happy Anniversary

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On this special day

On this special day,
best wishes go to you,
that this wonderful love u share,
lasts ur lifetime through.
Happy anniversary to you my Love

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To the beautiful couple in all the land

To the beautiful couple in all the land,
May your anniversary be Happy and Grand.
Happy Anniversary

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Best wishes to you both on your anniversary

Best wishes to you both on your anniversary,
May the love that u share Last your lifetime through,
As u make a wonderful pair.
Happy Wedding Anniversary

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Im sending this bouquet of love

I’m sending this bouquet of love
To say that I love you so much
I hope I say it often enough
I want you to know it’s true,
On this special occasion
I want to remind you
That you are my everything
And
my love is true,Happy Anniversary Lover!